Hawaiians do not blog

Terry Hoitz: ”No, I don’t like you. I think you’re a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren’t in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I’d bang your tuna girlfriend.” 

Allen Gamble: ”OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don’t like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I’m assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you’ve wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We’ve talked to ourselves. We’ve communicated and said ‘You know what, lion tastes good, let’s go get some more lion’. We’ve developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.” 

Terry Hoitz: “How you gonna do that?” 

Allen Gamble: “We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It’s not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You’re outgunned and out-manned.” 

“Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope.” 

The IMDb Rating For ‘This Is Spinal Tap’ goes to eleven.

“You see, most sites will be rating at 10. You’re on 10, all the way up…Where can you go from there? Nowhere. What we do, is if we need that extra star to make our point…Eleven. One higher.”

(Source: imdb.com)

Dude.

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scottlava:

“Get your patchouli stink outta my store.”

Wookie force.

There is so much awesome in that car, I’m surprised the tires didn’t melt.

Growing up, whenever my Mum started acting neurotic, I would call her ‘Mommie Dearest’. She doesn’t like that much. 

An attempt to explain Donnie Darko:

I think the easiest way to explain Donnie Darko is to think of it in terms of say the movie ‘Groundhog Day’.

Donnie has been living his life in a loop similar to in Bill Murray’s film. THis concept is explained in a fake book out on the web called ‘The Philosophy of Time Travel’ which is written by the old woman in the movie.

You get a sense during the movie that the main characters almost know that they have experienced everything that is happening, before… not because of memories but because of feelings.

At the beginning of the film Donnie is laughing because he senses what has happened. He sense’s that he has been able to have cheated death in the previous time paradox… and lord knows how many times before.

It is not until he puts the artifact that should be in place in the future (where the loop starts and ends) back that he will be able to end this continuous loop.

The damning thing he realizes is that he is that artifact that will reset it. It is the only way that he can save Gretchen and end the loop. The only way he can end the loop is by being there when the piece of the airplane crashes into his bed.

Beautiful movie.

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“Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy. How ‘bout if I’m Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me. I’ll be Mr. Purple.”

(by Ibraheem Youssef)

“There he goes. One of God’s own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

To the anon raping my ask box.