'Cus I'm only interesting in snippets...
* Seeker of the peace
* part time chandelier cleaner
* a legend in my own time
* oppressor of champions
* soldier of fortune
* world traveler
* all around good guy (good girl)
* international lover
* casual hero
* wars fucked
* beers wrestled
* equations solved
* virgins enlightened
* revolutions quelled
* tigers castrated
* orgies organized
* bar quaffed dry
* governments run
* test rockets flown
* life president of the liquitarian society Hawaii
life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, get wasted all the time, and you’ll have the time of your life!
His tumblr is called ‘anti-social-networking’.
He’s the guy you bring home to Mum and Dad if you want to guarantee that Mum and Dad have an instantaneous heart attack and all of their alcohol stolen.
Chances are you’ll never ask him to babysit your little niece, and hell, it’s probably best not to trust him with your cute little kitty either.
As long as you have your computer screen barrier to protect you you should be safe to check out some of the funniest short stories I’ve come across in a while. Such stories include:
So yeah… go forth and follow. I know I don’t usually recommend someone till the end of the day, but I doubt I am going to find a blog that makes me laugh as hard.
Check him out, Chris Hansen already is.