'Cus I'm only interesting in snippets...
About me:
* Seeker of the peace
* part time chandelier cleaner
* a legend in my own time
* oppressor of champions
* soldier of fortune
* world traveler
* all around good guy (good girl)
* international lover
* casual hero
* philosopher
* wars fucked
* beers wrestled
* equations solved
* virgins enlightened
* revolutions quelled
* tigers castrated
* orgies organized
* bar quaffed dry
* governments run
* test rockets flown
* life president of the liquitarian society Hawaii
life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, get wasted all the time, and you’ll have the time of your life!
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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god0fcows said:
this was so brilliant, i can’t even….
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thisisjamesj said:
LOL! I got sober about 2.5 years ago. I would randomly wake up with hangovers for the first year… after (obviously) not drinking. Turns out I’d eaten a lot of sugar the night before. My body just reacted the same way since alcohol is sugar. :/ Fun.
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filmstudentwithacomputer said:
I almost liked this, but then I caught “I been blaming.” For grammar’s sake, lass, take some pride in your posts!
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idvvogue said:
red bull helps hangovers… even the fake kind of hangovers …I always have the fake ones
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