'Cus I'm only interesting in snippets...

About me:
* Seeker of the peace
* part time chandelier cleaner
* a legend in my own time
* oppressor of champions
* soldier of fortune
* world traveler
* all around good guy (good girl)
* international lover
* casual hero
* philosopher
* wars fucked
* beers wrestled
* equations solved
* virgins enlightened
* revolutions quelled
* tigers castrated
* orgies organized
* bar quaffed dry
* governments run
* test rockets flown
* life president of the liquitarian society Hawaii

life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, get wasted all the time, and you’ll have the time of your life!

 

A trained drinking monkey would make my daily life exponentially better. 

A trained drinking monkey would make my daily life exponentially better. 

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  6. vertigo2712 reblogged this from hawaiiansdonotblog and added:
    I’ll take a smoking one, thanks.
  7. accidentallydomesticated reblogged this from tumblrrinserepeat and added:
    The burning question is, could I send it into work instead of going myself and would they notice?
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  10. finalellipsis said: was his name Marcel?
  11. notmaggieobrien reblogged this from hawaiiansdonotblog and added:
    monkey. Get on it, science.
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    Sarah this made me think of you and I really don’t know why.
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    This is exactly what I’ve been looking for. Sorry Cally, this...new party partner.
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    WANT ONE, do they roll spliffs?
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