'Cus I'm only interesting in snippets...
About me:
* Seeker of the peace
* part time chandelier cleaner
* a legend in my own time
* oppressor of champions
* soldier of fortune
* world traveler
* all around good guy (good girl)
* international lover
* casual hero
* philosopher
* wars fucked
* beers wrestled
* equations solved
* virgins enlightened
* revolutions quelled
* tigers castrated
* orgies organized
* bar quaffed dry
* governments run
* test rockets flown
* life president of the liquitarian society Hawaii
life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, get wasted all the time, and you’ll have the time of your life!
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
A cougar manual. For those of you who want a teenage boy…. but don’t know what to do with him.
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vivzz reblogged this from lovemaltine and added:
OPAAA hahahahaha
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vertigo2712 reblogged this from hawaiiansdonotblog and added:
real book. Times have changed.
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madelineblitz reblogged this from hawaiiansdonotblog and added:
i’m surprised no one has given this to me yet ;) everyone is calling me a...half younger...
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pleasetakemetoleeds said:
As a representative of the “males between 13 and 19” demographic, I am frightened.
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