'Cus I'm only interesting in snippets...

About me:
* Seeker of the peace
* part time chandelier cleaner
* a legend in my own time
* oppressor of champions
* soldier of fortune
* world traveler
* all around good guy (good girl)
* international lover
* casual hero
* philosopher
* wars fucked
* beers wrestled
* equations solved
* virgins enlightened
* revolutions quelled
* tigers castrated
* orgies organized
* bar quaffed dry
* governments run
* test rockets flown
* life president of the liquitarian society Hawaii

life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, get wasted all the time, and you’ll have the time of your life!

 

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”

  1. nerdistanintheiu reblogged this from hawaiiansdonotblog and added:
    I rebloged the joke because of the picture - it’s really related.
  2. kn4ppyroots reblogged this from hawaiiansdonotblog
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  4. crankdatlarryboy reblogged this from hawaiiansdonotblog and added:
    I see the Hawaii in the background. Also, *creeping powers activate* YOU ARE VERY PRETTY AND SUCH. *creeping powers...
  5. mattsd said: You look pretty.
  6. epicleicaness said: DAMMIT YOU’RE CONFUSING ME!!! ONE DAY YOU DON’T WANT ME TO LIKE YOU AND NOW YOU POST THIS?! MY PENIS HATES YOU RIGHT NOW!!! In all seriousness, you look perdi…
  7. tumblrisoutofurls reblogged this from hawaiiansdonotblog
  8. alsalcidoisanonymous said: damn, girl.
  9. badmarie said: Just here to say you are fucking gorgeous :)
  10. chillyeskimo said: did I like this for the joke or the picture? you decide..
  11. jesstify reblogged this from hawaiiansdonotblog

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