'Cus I'm only interesting in snippets...

About me:
* Seeker of the peace
* part time chandelier cleaner
* a legend in my own time
* oppressor of champions
* soldier of fortune
* world traveler
* all around good guy (good girl)
* international lover
* casual hero
* philosopher
* wars fucked
* beers wrestled
* equations solved
* virgins enlightened
* revolutions quelled
* tigers castrated
* orgies organized
* bar quaffed dry
* governments run
* test rockets flown
* life president of the liquitarian society Hawaii

life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, get wasted all the time, and you’ll have the time of your life!

 

itsqwerty:lordvoldie:airypounces:youcanttouchkeving:




That awkward moment when it asks you to name a vegetableand you’re still trying to figure out what 16+16 is. 




I answered banana. It’s been that kind of day.

itsqwerty:lordvoldie:airypounces:youcanttouchkeving:

That awkward moment when it asks you to name a vegetable
and you’re still trying to figure out what 16+16 is. 

I answered banana. It’s been that kind of day.

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    guys i know this isnt 1D but holy fuck
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    i said potato and that’s a tuber, not a vegetable.
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    what the fuck how is this possible
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    lettuce……………..
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    I said orange ._.
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    I said potato….
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    I thought carrot, but then I said “red”…
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    I was literally shocked. Lol
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    Jeg endte med at sige peanut?….

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