'Cus I'm only interesting in snippets...
About me:
* Seeker of the peace
* part time chandelier cleaner
* a legend in my own time
* oppressor of champions
* soldier of fortune
* world traveler
* all around good guy (good girl)
* international lover
* casual hero
* philosopher
* wars fucked
* beers wrestled
* equations solved
* virgins enlightened
* revolutions quelled
* tigers castrated
* orgies organized
* bar quaffed dry
* governments run
* test rockets flown
* life president of the liquitarian society Hawaii
life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, get wasted all the time, and you’ll have the time of your life!
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
itsqwerty:lordvoldie:airypounces:youcanttouchkeving:
That awkward moment when it asks you to name a vegetable
and you’re still trying to figure out what 16+16 is.
I answered banana. It’s been that kind of day.
guys i know this isnt 1D but holy fuck
i said potato and that’s a tuber, not a vegetable.
what the fuck how is this possible
lettuce……………..
I said orange ._.
I said potato….
I thought carrot, but then I said “red”…
I was literally shocked. Lol
Jeg endte med at sige peanut?….