'Cus I'm only interesting in snippets...

About me:
* Seeker of the peace
* part time chandelier cleaner
* a legend in my own time
* oppressor of champions
* soldier of fortune
* world traveler
* all around good guy (good girl)
* international lover
* casual hero
* philosopher
* wars fucked
* beers wrestled
* equations solved
* virgins enlightened
* revolutions quelled
* tigers castrated
* orgies organized
* bar quaffed dry
* governments run
* test rockets flown
* life president of the liquitarian society Hawaii

life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, get wasted all the time, and you’ll have the time of your life!

 

I really thought that by now I would have gained the life experience and maturity to open a fucking carton of milk correctly. sonofabitch.

I really thought that by now I would have gained the life experience and maturity to open a fucking carton of milk correctly. sonofabitch.

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