'Cus I'm only interesting in snippets...
About me:
* Seeker of the peace
* part time chandelier cleaner
* a legend in my own time
* oppressor of champions
* soldier of fortune
* world traveler
* all around good guy (good girl)
* international lover
* casual hero
* philosopher
* wars fucked
* beers wrestled
* equations solved
* virgins enlightened
* revolutions quelled
* tigers castrated
* orgies organized
* bar quaffed dry
* governments run
* test rockets flown
* life president of the liquitarian society Hawaii
life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, get wasted all the time, and you’ll have the time of your life!
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
One of the highlights of my day…
There was an adorable, incredibly old man on my tram today eating grapes. He took his time with each grape and made sure to spit the seeds into his container. He popped the last grape in his mouth and put the container away. It was then that he discovered one last seed. He looked both ways quickly, missing my gaze and spit his seed on to the floor of the tram, and then produced the biggest grin I have seen in a while. You are a fucking rebel, and thank you for making my day.
