'Cus I'm only interesting in snippets...

About me:
* Seeker of the peace
* part time chandelier cleaner
* a legend in my own time
* oppressor of champions
* soldier of fortune
* world traveler
* all around good guy (good girl)
* international lover
* casual hero
* philosopher
* wars fucked
* beers wrestled
* equations solved
* virgins enlightened
* revolutions quelled
* tigers castrated
* orgies organized
* bar quaffed dry
* governments run
* test rockets flown
* life president of the liquitarian society Hawaii

life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, get wasted all the time, and you’ll have the time of your life!

 

I’m taking full advantage of these new features. Here are my….
Tumblr Crushes:
pleatedjeans -I have recommended Jeff before and I will again. Legendary, both of his blogs. 
thefrogman - Frogman is my Sensei. I haunt his blog and plaster moustaches on all his kitties when he’s not looking. In response he sicks Reagan on me. 
happy2bsad - Just started following this blog and I adore it. I think so far I have reblogged about 5 things from them. I will soon turn my whole blog into happy2bsad2 - a happy2bsad cover band blog. 
mammalingo - Melissa is a mommy that packs a huge wallop of humor. On this site she largely makes up her own parenting oriented lingo. Hilarious.
damnthatswhack - Nate once called Cory and I the King and Queen of Tumblr. I think that I would make a horrible queen. Cory would probably have me beheaded. I’d be honored. 
anti-social-networking - Very long reads that are all incredibly hilarious and worth it. You WILL have to go to confession after reading this blog. “your friendly neighbourhood drunken pervert" 
tastefullyoffensive - I dont know the name of the person that runs this blog… but I feel like I should given the fact that I have been stalking the main blog for eons. I only recently discovered it had a tumblr off-shoot. It is going to be incredibly embarrassing for me when they realize how often I reblogged their things. 
joshishollywood - I discovered Josh a couple weeks ago and was happy to discover a genuine Tumblr Celebrity that doesn’t make you want to puke all over yourself. You will adore Josh… everyone does.
agnesandthepursuit - An amazingly beautiful, talented, hilarious and original writer. I want to hate her. I can’t. No one can. We will all just have to pine for her instead. 

I’m taking full advantage of these new features. Here are my….

Tumblr Crushes:

  • pleatedjeans -I have recommended Jeff before and I will again. Legendary, both of his blogs. 
  • thefrogman - Frogman is my Sensei. I haunt his blog and plaster moustaches on all his kitties when he’s not looking. In response he sicks Reagan on me. 
  • happy2bsad - Just started following this blog and I adore it. I think so far I have reblogged about 5 things from them. I will soon turn my whole blog into happy2bsad2 - a happy2bsad cover band blog. 
  • mammalingo - Melissa is a mommy that packs a huge wallop of humor. On this site she largely makes up her own parenting oriented lingo. Hilarious.
  • damnthatswhack - Nate once called Cory and I the King and Queen of Tumblr. I think that I would make a horrible queen. Cory would probably have me beheaded. I’d be honored. 
  • anti-social-networking - Very long reads that are all incredibly hilarious and worth it. You WILL have to go to confession after reading this blog. “your friendly neighbourhood drunken pervert"
  • tastefullyoffensive - I dont know the name of the person that runs this blog… but I feel like I should given the fact that I have been stalking the main blog for eons. I only recently discovered it had a tumblr off-shoot. It is going to be incredibly embarrassing for me when they realize how often I reblogged their things. 
  • joshishollywood - I discovered Josh a couple weeks ago and was happy to discover a genuine Tumblr Celebrity that doesn’t make you want to puke all over yourself. You will adore Josh… everyone does.
  • agnesandthepursuit - An amazingly beautiful, talented, hilarious and original writer. I want to hate her. I can’t. No one can. We will all just have to pine for her instead. 

  1. thefrogman said: Just don’t put a mustache on Reagan.
  2. pleatedjeans said: fyi - Tastefully Offensive is run by a very nice fellow named Christian.
  3. bestnatesmithever said: Oh no! I fell off your Tumblr crush block! But thanks for the honorable mention.
  4. hawaiiansdonotblog posted this

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