'Cus I'm only interesting in snippets...
About me:
* Seeker of the peace
* part time chandelier cleaner
* a legend in my own time
* oppressor of champions
* soldier of fortune
* world traveler
* all around good guy (good girl)
* international lover
* casual hero
* philosopher
* wars fucked
* beers wrestled
* equations solved
* virgins enlightened
* revolutions quelled
* tigers castrated
* orgies organized
* bar quaffed dry
* governments run
* test rockets flown
* life president of the liquitarian society Hawaii
life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, get wasted all the time, and you’ll have the time of your life!
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I fucking love the internet.
These are not the friends you’re looking for.
no, I can’t…
This is amazing!
awwe ! omg !!! :’(
THE FORCE IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE,
I’ve always considered Betty a Knight (maybe a Councilor now that she supports the Gays) but since she’s the only one...
Betty White = GILF
Aww this is cute!