'Cus I'm only interesting in snippets...
About me:
* Seeker of the peace
* part time chandelier cleaner
* a legend in my own time
* oppressor of champions
* soldier of fortune
* world traveler
* all around good guy (good girl)
* international lover
* casual hero
* philosopher
* wars fucked
* beers wrestled
* equations solved
* virgins enlightened
* revolutions quelled
* tigers castrated
* orgies organized
* bar quaffed dry
* governments run
* test rockets flown
* life president of the liquitarian society Hawaii
life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, get wasted all the time, and you’ll have the time of your life!
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Whoa, hawaiiansdonotblog, maybe you should think twice the next time you open up that pack of bread…tumblr’s little coincidences.
Oh great.. now I feel superficial about my bread eating technique. Fine I’ll eat the first piece next time.
That’s weird o_o I usually fight for the first piece with my brother
This is beautiful.
OH MY GOD, I’M TRYING SO HARD NOT TO BURST INTO LAUGHTER RIGHT NOW.
AHAHAHAHA. I love that this is still getting reblogged. Fuckin tumblr. A screen shot about bread has almost 2,000 notes.
T-this almost made me cry… Q.Q