'Cus I'm only interesting in snippets...
About me:
* Seeker of the peace
* part time chandelier cleaner
* a legend in my own time
* oppressor of champions
* soldier of fortune
* world traveler
* all around good guy (good girl)
* international lover
* casual hero
* philosopher
* wars fucked
* beers wrestled
* equations solved
* virgins enlightened
* revolutions quelled
* tigers castrated
* orgies organized
* bar quaffed dry
* governments run
* test rockets flown
* life president of the liquitarian society Hawaii
life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, get wasted all the time, and you’ll have the time of your life!
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
“Man that toilet is hilarious… seriously, a toilet tuba? You are such a crack up!”
“Um… what are you talking about: ‘toilet tu-’ …OH GOD YOU DIDN’T! Seriously Frank!??! You didn’t actually piss in my……. fuck man you are like the worst house guest ever!!!”
-
incrediblyhipster liked this
-
texas-dolly reblogged this from damnthatswhack
-
hanabira reblogged this from damnthatswhack
-
stuckatwarpspeed reblogged this from hawaiiansdonotblog
-
mucmuc liked this
-
hellophoto reblogged this from damnthatswhack
-
esquenosequesabes liked this
-
3rdmartini liked this
-
semigoodlooking reblogged this from hawaiiansdonotblog
-
epicleicaness reblogged this from hawaiiansdonotblog
-
bulletproofrose liked this
-
texas-dolly liked this
-
freedom-feels-like-change liked this
-
hcdragon liked this
-
rojerk liked this
-
hawaiiansdonotblog reblogged this from damnthatswhack and added:
“Man that toilet is hilarious… seriously, a...You are such a crack up!” “Um…
-
hawaiiansdonotblog liked this
-
damnthatswhack posted this
