January 2011
I sometimes misplace myself.
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what famous lesbian would you cage fight and who...
Mel Gibson. I think I’d take her in the 2 round. Ask me anything
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whatthefishbone asked: I am interested in your approach on castrating tigers. If you could tell me, please be detailed, as I am currently doing a research on this and will probably attempt the snipping business sometime next month.
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Children! If you can’t learn to use these things responsibly… they WILL have to be taken away. Sweet. Ask me anything
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REBLOG if you want your followers to tell you what...
You, me: EPIC Paddy Cake tournament.
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hunnybunns asked: I'd like to let you know that you were one of the first blogs i ever followed on here. Thanks for helping me get hooked on such a fucking amazing thing <3
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Sometimes when I feel stupid I look at the...
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Dear Facebook,
When are you gonna release the “No shit” button for when people “like” stuff that THEY posted? <3 A concerned addict.
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So lets cut clean to the sex scene.
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Google Translate →
1) Go to Google translate 2) English to Hungarian 3) Type in “cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese” …4) Click Listen 5) Laugh like a little child I fucking love hungarian.
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When you close the wrong tab
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optophobia asked: Do you like penguins? I do. :D
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I'm gunna shut up about toast now.
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Toast is really just my excuse to eat butter.
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Toast makes me feel like I'm cheating on Bread.
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Toast is like Breads 'Ultimate Makeover'.
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bestnatesmithever asked: Hey so...you're totally going to feed me some bull shit about how you aren't awesome and about how I am awesome, and then tell me to just do what my heart tells me...but don't do that.

As someone who A. Has an awesomely popular blog, and B. appreciates my blog, I think you are a good person to get some feedback from.

I started this blog as a simple...
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Sexual frustration making me look at followers...
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nohetero replied to your post: Sneeze 15 times in a row. If one sneeze it 1/8th of an orgasm, you just had yourself a real hoedown there missy :D I’m so lonely. *le sigh*
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Sneeze 15 times in a row.
Think: Ughhh I feel like shit. That’s pretty impressive. LET’S GO FOR THE WORLD RECORD!!!
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the "smokey eye" look
lauralolab: expectations: reality: Nailed it.
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Ugh, just reached 12 billion followers. Thanks you...
wwiao: I reached the 5 follower mark today. In other news: I made 5 fake tumblr accounts today!!!
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So many photos of food on my dash.
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