December 2010
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“What are the differences between Mark Zuckerberg and me? I give private...”
– Julian Assange (via kateoplis)
King of the quote as always.
(via lostintransgressions)
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I think I should do the responsible thing and go...
A sufficient number of drunken facebook messages have been written, time to wake up to the consequences.
I would like to follow a couple more amazing...
Please don’t feel bad if I don’t take your advice as I am quite pissed right now and will most likely be more selective in the morning. Bugger sober me.
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Why does everyone save every grocery bag they've...
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imnobodysbitch replied to your photo: So yes… here is my second non-funny post of the…
Contemplative is a god color on you, Lindsay.
I am going to assume this isn’t a typo.
A GOD COLOR.
What color do you think god would be?
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Elton John's baby was born on Christmas Day. How...
When you see a blog with an awesome URL and their...
insignifi-cunt:
Do you know I probably started following you because you had the word ‘cunt’ in your name? Turns out you were totally Panda Coffee so it worked out.
theabsurdpuddle asked: Ok, I know I'm gonna sound like a "noob" but, I'm trying to recommend you this week, cuz I can't remember if I did. I'm pretty sure I did awhile back, but I wanna make sure, cuz you rock and your blog is funny and an entertaining waste of time.. lol So, I double-checked, I know I follow you, I know I haven't blocked you by accident (or by stupidity) but your...
theabsurdpuddle asked: Ok, I know I'm gonna sound like a "noob" but, I'm trying to recommend you this week, cuz I can't remember if I did. I'm pretty sure I did awhile back, but I wanna make sure, cuz you rock and your blog is funny and an entertaining waste of time.. lol So, I double-checked, I know I follow you, I know I haven't blocked you by accident (or by stupidity) but your...
When I was a little kid I believed....
wheniwasayoungerme:
…that a defibrillator was just a fancy word for a lie detector. That explains why they have so many in airports, they can just de-fib anyone they suspect of terrorism.
Submitted by hawaiiansdonotblog
Anonymous asked: No, but you're extremely cocky and have posted a LOT of things that others could find OFFENSIVE. So don't act all holier than thou when you yourself do the same thing.
Anonymous asked: No, but you're extremely cocky and have posted a LOT of things that others could find OFFENSIVE. So don't act all holier than thou when you yourself do the same thing.
Anonymous asked: lol, like you're one to talk about being offensivce. get over yourself
Anonymous asked: lol, like you're one to talk about being offensivce. get over yourself
I just found out that I have to go back to Hawaii...
Hopefully it’s just a speed bump and I can continue soon.
When I was a little kid i used to think that in...
wheniwasayoungerme:
Submitted by hawaiiansdonotblog
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I expect to be remunerated in the afterlife for a...
Hawaiiansdonotblog is not for everyone. Clinical...
I only seem like a good listener because I am...
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“I’ve always wanted to be a superhero. I tell people it’s because I want to fight...”
– (via natesmithcomedy)