December 2009
Apple seeds contain trace amounts of cyanide.
This is why I have always eaten the pit. You all looked at me like I was wierd… but guess who is probably immune to cyanide now?
Six To Eight Black Men by David Sedaris (Dutch...
Officially makes dutch people amazing… love this story about christmas:
I’ve never been much for guidebooks, so when trying to get my bearings in some strange American city, I normally start by asking the cabdriver or hotel clerk some silly question regarding the latest census figures. I say silly because I don’t really how many people live in Olympia, Washington or Columbus,...
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Dear Santa,
I have been a good Girl.
It really wasn’t my fault what happened at Kurt’s Christmas party. It was Suzi who spiked the punch with too much Tequila. I can’t help it if I drank 53 glasses. It was so good—-smelled and tasted just like Fart.
I thought it was funny when I put Oli’s Bra on my head and danced the Funky Chicken on the Bed while singing `Baby...
WatchThe North Elevation: Listen: Homeless Man covers RadioHead
just wow.
A recent scientific study suggests that whiskey...
And that Thai whiskey causes death. fyi
Caution:- Warning for when drinking Alcohol.
Liquor manufacturers have finally accepted the Government’s suggestion that the following warning labels be placed on all varieties of alcohol containers WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what happened to your bra and panties. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are only whispering. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in...
Famous movie quotes as if written by a proper...
“We must acquire a larger vessel.” - Jaws
“I’m growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.” - Snakes on a Plane
“Toodeloo you ghastly miscreant.” - Die Hard 1,2,3,4
“Please remove your simian appendages from my person, you unwashed gorilla man-thing.” - Planet of the Apes “There is a herptile in my western footwear!” - Toy Story
“I shall return.” -...
“Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t...”
– Belgicia Howell
Twilight (book) - Uncyclopedia, the content-free... →
‘a 434 page waste of ink and paper’
November 2009
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Day one of the Hawaiian-Malaka adventure
Saying goodbye to Budapest was quite obviously all the arse squared. Even knowing that we were heading to sun, beach and fun to the nth power… it is still quite difficult leaving a place that has felt more home than home…. That is until we hit the stairs with our backpacks, and then all that can be thought is: ‘Well actually this place IS a bit shit. Where the FUCK is the lift?’
Knowing that...
Thailand has good thai food.
Hey boys and girls… turns out I blog like a tard and only find time to put up stupid funny photos. I had great plans to keep everyone in the loop about the great adventures that Kurt and I are having but have been so busy lazing around on the beach I have not had time to make up interesting stories about what we are up to. So I feel it would be best to just sum it up for you now:
PAD...
