'Cus I'm only interesting in snippets...

About me:
* Seeker of the peace
* part time chandelier cleaner
* a legend in my own time
* oppressor of champions
* soldier of fortune
* world traveler
* all around good guy (good girl)
* international lover
* casual hero
* philosopher
* wars fucked
* beers wrestled
* equations solved
* virgins enlightened
* revolutions quelled
* tigers castrated
* orgies organized
* bar quaffed dry
* governments run
* test rockets flown
* life president of the liquitarian society Hawaii

life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, get wasted all the time, and you’ll have the time of your life!

 

Do you know there are kids on here who have never heard of you. The place has gone to hell!
Shhh… let them live in blissful ignorance. And for the love of everything that’s holy, nobody mention tumbularity.

Tales of debauchery told by hungover wordsmiths.

Interested in finding out what has swallowed me up to the point of silence these days? Check out our new tumblr: Budapest Party Hostels Stories to find out the insane party hostel world I am a part of. All the ridiculous antics of the week are chronicled and put on the display for your amusement and our constant shame. 

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The last time I did this was with my ex, and they did rumbling helicopter noises that caused them to spit straight into my open mouth. BE CAREFUL.

The last time I did this was with my ex, and they did rumbling helicopter noises that caused them to spit straight into my open mouth. BE CAREFUL.

thugkitchen:

No lie, it’s been a while since a thug has been in the kitchen. So I log into the tumblrverse today to check my shit, maybe dust off the dash and get some new content out. Son, I’ve got a TON of fucking messages (I’m going to try to reply to them all, I promise) and I’m seeing my shit posted all over the god damn place.

I’m glad all you healthy/sexy mother fuckers kept the kitchen warm while I was away. I’m officially back and stepping up my game. Seriously, all the love I’ve got from my followers makes me want to post the best content I can for you. Thug Kitchen undergoing reconstruction as of right now. I’m so fucking heated right now. Shit.

This site is fucking hilarious. 

(Source: scintillatingjelly)

World’s largest snake found dead. Amazeballs. 

kim jong-un looking at things

Proving once again, that if it exists… there is a tumblr for it.

I really thought that by now I would have gained the life experience and maturity to open a fucking carton of milk correctly. sonofabitch.

I really thought that by now I would have gained the life experience and maturity to open a fucking carton of milk correctly. sonofabitch.

Hungarian thermal bath, DJ’s, lightshows, water fights, whirlpools and alcohol…. last night escalated quickly. 

Hungarian thermal bath, DJ’s, lightshows, water fights, whirlpools and alcohol…. last night escalated quickly. 

Woah! Blast from the Tumblr past! Hey!

They let me out of the Tumblr crypt from time to time… how’s tricks?

The Macabre And the Beautifully Grotesque

The Macabre And the Beautifully Grotesque

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"I think I’m an easter bunny"

"I think I’m an easter bunny"


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