'Cus I'm only interesting in snippets...
About me:
* Seeker of the peace
* part time chandelier cleaner
* a legend in my own time
* oppressor of champions
* soldier of fortune
* world traveler
* all around good guy (good girl)
* international lover
* casual hero
* philosopher
* wars fucked
* beers wrestled
* equations solved
* virgins enlightened
* revolutions quelled
* tigers castrated
* orgies organized
* bar quaffed dry
* governments run
* test rockets flown
* life president of the liquitarian society Hawaii
life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, get wasted all the time, and you’ll have the time of your life!
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
The last time I did this was with my ex, and they did rumbling helicopter noises that caused them to spit straight into my open mouth. BE CAREFUL.
No lie, it’s been a while since a thug has been in the kitchen. So I log into the tumblrverse today to check my shit, maybe dust off the dash and get some new content out. Son, I’ve got a TON of fucking messages (I’m going to try to reply to them all, I promise) and I’m seeing my shit posted all over the god damn place.
I’m glad all you healthy/sexy mother fuckers kept the kitchen warm while I was away. I’m officially back and stepping up my game. Seriously, all the love I’ve got from my followers makes me want to post the best content I can for you. Thug Kitchen undergoing reconstruction as of right now. I’m so fucking heated right now. Shit.
This site is fucking hilarious.
(Source: scintillatingjelly)
World’s largest snake found dead. Amazeballs.
kim jong-un looking at things
Proving once again, that if it exists… there is a tumblr for it.
I really thought that by now I would have gained the life experience and maturity to open a fucking carton of milk correctly. sonofabitch.
Hungarian thermal bath, DJ’s, lightshows, water fights, whirlpools and alcohol…. last night escalated quickly.
They let me out of the Tumblr crypt from time to time… how’s tricks?
